(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)
What type of lie?! Some of the best orgasms of my life have been reached by my damn self!
The bolded is mine!
The bolded is the damned truth and this man-child must be absolute HAUTE G’BAHGE in bed and guilty of “false advertising” YA DIG?
The first orgasm I had from someone else (that I didn’t give myself while jerking off alone because every time I’d try to finish myself off with previous partners they’d do something to stop it) was from Captain. That’s 6 years of orgasms I gave to myself before anyone else could manage to give me one.
Let’s talk about the contrasting stereotypes, though. I mean, according to this beef pillow, lesbian relationships don’t last. But according to every other stereotype of lesbians I know “the second date is renting a U-Haul” because it is widely believed that when lesbians start a relationship, they go in for the long run.
Now, as a lesbian, I know a lot of lesbians. And yeah, lesbian couples do have their breakups, but its about at the same rate as heterosexual couples. Some common reasons for breakups? “We’ve been together for five years and she’s still not out to her family.” “She became a different person.” “She didn’t pay rent or utilities.” “She cheated on me with another woman.”
In no context does that involve a single man, not in my experience. Ever. Even in couples where one of the women is bi or pansexual, it is rarely because of a man. The idea that bisexuals-pansexuals are more likely to cheat because they have more options is a myth perpetuated by people both within and without the LGBTQ+ community to ostracize them as what amounts to ‘secret agents’ of the other side.
Speaking from my experience personally, I have seen more women become frustrated with their heterosexual relationships and seek out women because they are not sexually compatible with their boyfriend.
Not to mention that a relationship is more than just sexual compatibility. A purely sexual relationship can last, but the majority of the human population need more than just passion. A relationship can be someone that you depend on emotionally and financially, or someone who shares enough interests with you that you ‘click.’ Relationships can even be completely non-sexual in nature and still be long-lasting. A friend of mine from college never saw herself marrying or having children. She saw herself growing old with a friend, playing pokemon in pillow forts for the rest of her life.
And that is just fucking beautiful.
As for why women don’t masturbate the way men do, did you ever think that its because the majority of our culture shames women for doing so? Young boys are told that its natural for them to jerk off and that if they do so they should do it in private. Some girls don’t learn how to, or even that they CAN, masturbate until they reach college age. Boys are taught that losing their virginity is a rite of passage, that you’re a loser if you don’t do it. Girls are taught that their virginity is a pearl or a lock or a coin or some other shiny object that will get dirty if anyone touches it, even themselves. So do you think, you arrogant acorn, that perhaps the reason why women on average don’t masturbate 8 times a day is societal and not biological?
This simple quote is repeated by thousands of people who think that its true because it seems to fit nicely in their own personal bias and justifies it with ‘science’. But let’s look at how damaging this train of thought can actually be. Not only is it trivializing sapphic love, but implying that bi/pansexuals are just confused or that its a phase, completely erasing the non-sexual aspects of a relationship and therefore damaging to romantic asexuals, and further stigmatizing female masturbation because it is believed that we ‘can’t.’
And given that it is all centered some bullshit biology that sex is the binding glue in a relationship, he just implied that heterosexual relationships are solely about copulation.
So do yourself a favor, you impotent worm, and when it comes to matters of women, take the back seat and let us do the driving because you don’t know where you’re going. (via cannibalcoalition)